Conversation

Housemates: Where are you guys going?

Us: Dinner! 

Housemates (suggestive tone): Is it with Hu? Oooo, are u guys gonna have desserts?

Us:  Errr???

Housemates: Here, when someone asks you if you’re gonna have desserts, it means are you gonna have sex

Us: omg 

(New Orleans, Louisiana)